June 2012
Emma Watson Hermione Granger narrates The Tale...
me: ugh why am i so lonely
friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
me: no
mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
Remember this time last year?
riddlemetom:
When we were right in the midst of all the Deathly Hallows 2 trailers and tv spots. When it wasn’t over. When we were anxiously awaiting the day we all dreaded so badly. The day our childhoods ended.
It’s almost been a year guys!
Props to you all for keeping the magic alive!
CRUSHES ARE STUPID AND LIKING PEOPLE IS STUPID AND FEELINGS ARE STUPID
if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and i’m not trying to look intelligent anymore that means you’ve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship.
coagulates:
k not to be a faggot but forehead kisses are the best thing in the world u feel me
holymotherofrowling:
people do such a good job of making me want to punch them in the face
cisbender:
when an artist wants to show you their art
or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written
it’s quite often an expression of trust
because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart
little pieces of the artists themselves
and if they’re willing to share it with you
you should appreciate it
gothbaby:
omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian”